I don't think this is what he meant by Thing 1 and Thing 2.
The regular season is over and the Reds are getting ready to start the postseason. Since they tried some different things near the end of the season then why can’t we? Plus Jimmi is getting pretty busy so he can’t stop me. I don’t enjoy off days, but I suppose I understand their necessity especially to get ready for the playoffs. What is anyone supposed to do when the Reds aren’t playing though? I’ll try and liven things up just a bit and at least give you something to read for a few minutes. The following is a summary of the regular season somewhat in the stylings of one Theodor Guisel, aka, Dr. Seuss.
Disclaimer: Don’t judge the rhyming pattern. I tried. If you do, then you’ve missed the point. Enjoy! There will be way more formal season recaps to come.
In a place that is really not far from your home,
There’s a park in the city where Redlegs will roam.
They’ll be pitching their balls and ...