It’s no secret that the Giants offense has struggled this year. Oftentimes, you’ll find yourself cursing the sky every time Orlando Cabrera grounds out weakly on the first pitch, or when Aaron Rowand exists. It’s been a tough year for a team riddled with injuries coming off of a 2010 season where practically everything went right. Each loss adds to the population of fans with pitchforks and torches, ready to form a posse to tar and feather whomever’s responsible. So I’m hear now to direct your pitchforks in the right direction.
Thought this would be appropriate.
First, blame Satan. Yes, the Prince of Darkness himself. It was crafty of him to come up to Brian Sabean in 2010, offering to give the Giants a World Series in exchange for a 2011 filled with regret and devoid of Buster Posey. Satan was obviously not moved by the defending World Champs plight this year, and cashed in on his end of the deal, prompting a series of soul-crippling injuries th...
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