Found September 12, 2013 on Sportress of Blogitude:
In a perfect metaphor for what it must be like to be a Miami Marlins fan, forced to sit in that near-empty, garish stadium while your hometown team stinks up the joint, one unlucky fellow unwittingly became mocking Internet crotch humor fodder when a home run off the bat of Atlanta Braves player Evan Gattis […]The post Barney’s movie had heart, but ‘Marlins fan hit in crotch by ball’ had yadda yadda yadda (video) appeared first on Sportress of Blogitude.
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