Found August 30, 2012 on Obstructed View OLD:
PLAYERS: Harry Caray
TEAMS: Chicago Cubs

The winner of the Obstructed View Unofficially Official 2013 Chicago Cubs Slogan* Contest has been chosen.

There were so many great entries, in a way you are all winners, but in a more accurate way, there was only the one winner.  By virtue of a plurality of the popular vote by our readers (and possibly members of their families), the submission by intrepid reader, MO, has been selected as the Obstructed View Unofficially Official 2013 Chicago Cubs Slogan**:

MO, has politely deferred his Grand Prize to Nick, who submitted the runner-up slogan, "Don't Say We Didn't Warn You." So all five finalists will be receiving the Essential Games of the Chicago Cubs DVDs and Nick will be receiving the OV t-shirt as well.

Thank you to everyone who submitted slogans. It was difficult to narrow it down to five finalists, and we're really glad you guys did the voting to choose the eventual winner. Here is the full list of submissions:

  • Getting Blindsided Every Day
  • The Cubs:  An object at rest tends to stay at rest.
  • The 105th time's the charm
  • the revolution is coming
  • If Rebuilds Were Easy, Anyone Could Do It
  • Because you can't go over-slot on quixotic optimism.
  • You're Still Watching? Awesome!
  • Hey, We're Trying
  • Uncle Fonsie's Lil' Scrappers
  • Northside Youth Movement
  • Smaller payroll bigger production
  • Under Construction – Will Be Completed by end of 2014
  • Caution: Under Construction
  • Let Them Transform You
  • Let's See What Transforms
  • Baseball ad nauseum
  • Right town. Right team. Wrong year.
  • This is serious
  • 2013 Chicago Cubs:  Jesus titty ******* Christ!!
  • Even **** doesn't smell this bad!!
  • Its no way to go through life!
  • This isn't our year
  • Rebuilding for the future of your grandchildren
  • Soriano's almost gone!
  • It's got a chance…gone, a lost season!
  • 2013 Cubs: Should have been a FanShot
  • Chicago Cubs 2013: This is Another Year
  • 2013 Chicago Cubs: At least we don't have to hear 'Go, Cubs, Go' very much.
  • Into oblivion!
  • All aboard the fail boat, next stop: 2013
  • 2013: Rebuilding futility
  • Fail, Rinse, Rebuild
  • This year redemtion will be spelled C-U-B-S!
  • Where you come to suppress even worse memories.
  • 2013:  Year of the Facepalm
  • We of little faith
  • 2013: wake me when it's over
  • **** the Mendoza line!
  • Hey, at least they aren't the Astros.
  • 2013: Because every game has to have a loser
  • 2013: Hang It Up And See What Next Year Brings
  • 2013: Don't Say We Didn't Warn You
  • 2013: The Prospects Strike Back
  • Race to the Top Magic #: 163.  Piece of cake.
  • Wrigley's the new Gitmo.
  • Let's see the Astros top this!
  • Someone's gotta lose!
  • 2013 Chicago Cubs:  I'd rather watch old people ****!!
  • 2013: you'll be sorry that the mayan apocalypse was just a bunch of ********
  • Hey, I think we play the Astros 18 times.
  • Would you come if I wore my oversized Harry Caray glasses?
  • Goodbye Astros! Hello last place.
  • 2013 Cubs: Blame it on Obama
  • The Doormat of the Pacific Coast League
  • Wrigley Field: Even the Old Style can't help us.
  • We just… It's… We're ******* sorry, okay?
  • Nowhere and Back Again
  • The 2013 Cubs: So Very Tired
  • It's either this or the WNBA.
  • Who's watching the kids?
  • Maybe baseball's not your game. I know, let's have a spelling contest.
  • Why are you still here?
  • ****, the ******* ******'s ******
  • The 2013 Chicago Cubs: Because We Have To
  • I paid how much for this?
  • It Gets Better (…right?)
  • Youth will be served
  • They actually play the game in a trough now.
  • Pissing excellence into the wind
  • Cubs Baseball…We Can't Suck As Bad As Last Year…Right?
  • Why not be mediocre?
  • Wait til next century!!!
  • Is it next year yet?
  • ****'s Gonna Happen!
  • Our Ace is a 28 year old with a mullet!
  • 2013 Chicago Cubs:  Who gives a ****?
  • Relive the agony
  • Facilitating happenings that approximate baseball
  • 2013 Cubs: At least the Old Style tastes like piss.
  • This WON'T be the year, but maybe soon!
  • This Year Will Blindside You

*Slogan contest is not affiliated in any way with the Chicago National League Ballclub or any members of its organization.

** Seriously, the Chicago Cubs want nothing to do with us and would probably prefer it if we just went away with our stupid slogan ********.


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