Found August 22, 2012 on NESN.com:
BOSTON -- Once a member of the Red Sox, Bartolo Colon stifled his former club on July 3. When he took the mound for the Athletics back then, he tossed six innings and allowed just five hits and one earned run in the 3-2 victory. Turns out, the win was tainted. On Wednesday, Major League Baseball suspended Colon for 50 games after he reportedly tested positive for testosterone and violated Major League Baseball's drug policy. And the announcement certainly made Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine reflect on the loss from July. "I just wish we got that loss back that...
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