Everybody knows the inning ended after the third out. What this post presupposes is ... maybe it didn't?
Umpire: Literally couldn't care less. Hang on. Let me try to care less.
Umpire: /juxtaposes stakes of baseball game with reality of world where 170 million live on a dollar a day in China alone.
Umpire: No. Same. That ball was fair by the way.
Umpire: I'm imagining a boat beyond the right field wall. A schooner.
First baseman Mark Reynolds: /just wandering wondering how long it will take for somebody, anybody in the game of baseball to notice that he is totally blind.
Second baseman Robert Andino: Just made a catch guys. Just recorded an out. At the highest level in the world, and just nailed that.
Robert Andino: Kind of a big deal.
Robert Andino: It'll never get better than this moment.
Right fielder Chris Davis: Gum gum gum gum gum gum gum gum gum gum gonna get some
Chris Davis: Whooopps
Chris Davis: /veers toward infield