Front Row Amy, also known as Amy Williams, is a Milwaukee Brewers superfan. Or at least her breasts are. No one has ever paid any attention to her for any reason other than her breasts. Nor should they. Front Row Amy achieved her 15 minutes of fame via having the best seats in Miller Park and giant knockers.
Front Row Amy has the personality of Katherine Webb, which means she has the personality of a bag of rusty nails. Both Webb and Front Row Amy could have parlayed their fame into something much more. If only, either of them ever had anything remotely interesting, witty or intelligent to say publicly. But neither of them ever have.
So how are the breasts of Front Row Amy handling the Ryan Braun is guilty of PED usage news?
Because you didn’t click here to find out what Front Row Amy has to say about the Braun scandal, you came to see how her giant boobies are taking the news.
Right now all I have 2 say is I believed him. Why wouldn’t I? I’m a #Brewers fan. Now just disappointed ...