Originally posted on The Sports Bank  |  Last updated 7/23/13
Front Row Amy, also known as  Amy Williams, is a Milwaukee Brewers superfan. Or at least her breasts are. No one has ever paid any attention to her for any reason other than her breasts. Nor should they. Front Row Amy achieved her 15 minutes of fame via having the best seats in Miller Park and giant knockers. Front Row Amy has the personality of Katherine Webb, which means she has the personality of a bag of rusty nails. Both Webb and Front Row Amy could have parlayed their fame into something much more. If only, either of them ever had anything remotely interesting, witty or intelligent to say publicly. But neither of them ever have. So how are the breasts of Front Row Amy handling the Ryan Braun is guilty of PED usage news? Because you didn’t click here to find out what Front Row Amy has to say about the Braun scandal, you came to see how her giant boobies are taking the news. Right now all I have 2 say is I believed him. Why wouldn’t I? I’m a #Brewers fan. Now just disappointed & filled w/dread. — Amy Williams (@FrontRowAmy) July 23, 2013   @jaywelk @DickieV That’s ridiculous. If you’re a fan…you’re a fan of the team. If you’re a true fan, you go no matter WHAT. — Amy Williams (@FrontRowAmy) July 23, 2013   I can appreciate the idea of being a fan through thick and thin. You should never abandon your team just because they suck. But when they lie to you, when their main players are liars, you have more than sufficient cause to abandon ship. Look at the Patriots fan turning in their Aaron Hernandez gear. And they should- he’s a murderer! If you’re a Steelers fan, ditch the Roethlisberger stuff- he’s probably a rapist. Not Front Row Amy though, she’s one of those always believe and support, no matter what. Yes, PRETTY DUMB! But what else would you expect from Front Row Amy. Paul M. Banks is the owner of The Sports Bank.net, an affiliate of Fox Sports. An analyst for 95.7 The Fan, he also writes on Chicago sports media for Chicago Now. President Obama follows him on Twitter (@paulmbanks) The post Breasts of Brewers superfan Front Row Amy devastated by Braun Scandal appeared first on The Sports Bank.Net.
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