Bruce Drennan=July Savior

So, it's late July and your baseball team sucks. My team, the Tribe, really really sucks. Not like poor Cecilio's Scribe's beloved New York Metropolitans, who lead the NL East by 1 game (although to hear him tell it, they should be competing in the International League). How dare you CS, get back to me about how terrible the Mets are when they drop at least 10 games below .500. Football is still a month away so football coverage currently consists of nothing but endless jibber-jabber on who might be good or who might be bad this year. I don't even waste my time with that crap anymore. We don't know jack sh** until they start playing the games so it's a waste of time to even speculate (by the way, I'm pretty confident that the Browns are going 19-0 this year). There's no Tiger in golf this summer. The Olympics are coming up, but who gives a crap? I guess it'll be entertaining when it gets here, but not that entertaining. So how's a guy supposed...