Yeah, I like Anthony Rizzo too. I like him better than Bryan LaHair even if LaHair was moussing pitchers all last year. In the PCL, which doesn’t stand for Plutonium Chloride, he hit 38 homers with a .331 average, mashing like his name was Dee Dee Sharp. Sure, batting in the PCL is like hitting with an aluminum bat in an anti-gravity chamber, but he was the best — the best, Jerry! — winning the PCL MVP. He’s also old as dog balls at 29. He was born before some of the pitchers he was facing were born (technically true, but really not that incredible). Rizzo is the shizzle and when he’s ready, he’ll be up to the majors. That makes LaHair a placeholder, which is kinda like the Mr. Potato Head I keep on my desk to try out different mustache styles. In deep leagues, a guy that will bat in the middle of the order (even if it’s only April and May) could have value in the short term. So what can we expect of Bryan LaHair in 2012 fantasy baseball and what makes him a sleeper?