Originally posted on Razzball  |  Last updated 2/18/13
It's more like you're a schmohawk if you draft Buster Posey in the 2nd round. Let's just look at his MVP season. Hmm, it might take me a while to get through 300 hours of video to look at his MVP season. Plus, you give this to me on VHS?! Grey's Intern, "Sorry, Mr. Albright, MLB is a bit behind with their technology. I assumed you didn't want grainy black and white film with Mel Allen voice over." Put an ad on Craigslist for a new intern! GI, "Aw, shucks." All right, due to a slight setback we're gonna have to look at Posey's season through the online prism of stats. His MVP year was 78/24/103/.336/1. To compare and contrast: he had the 66th most runs, one behind Michael Young and Andre Ethier. Yay. Yay, "Don't overuse me for your sarcastic amusement. I have feelings." Sorry, Yay. His 24 homers was tied for 45th best. Same as Napoli, Plouffe and Swisher. Super. Super, "I feel the same as Yay." His RBIs were 15th overall. That's one off of Pence's pace. Whoopie doo. Whoopie Doo, "I don't mind the sarcasm." Posey's steals were tied for 881st with Jake Westbrook, Prince Fielder and Xavier Nady, who I believe retired in 2009. A notoriously quick group, to be sure. Now, in case you skimmed the first ten sentences of nonsense. This was Posey's MVP season. So, he's going to get better this year? Is he going to win the G.O.A.T MVP and get knighted? Is the new number one name for boys in America going to be Posey? That'll confused some doctors in the maternity ward. New Dad, "Look at that Posey!" Doctor, "Now's not the time for that, sir." So what can we expect from Buster Posey for 2013 and what makes him overrated?The post Buster Posey, Fantasy Schmohawk appeared first on Fantasy Baseball Blog at Razzball.com.
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