Found January 06, 2013 on World Series Dreaming:
We have a bit of a lull in the sports calendar before the Cubs report to spring training in February.  Since that means we’re bored by default, it also means that we need to let out our frustrations with some random creativity in the form of thinly-disguised snark.  The Choose Your Own Cubs Adventure meme has worked a couple times before, so let’s bring it out of the mothballs again for another go before the Cubs Convention…   World Series Dreaming Publishing Presents You Are Alfonso Soriano, Cubs Outfielder   In this adventure, you control the actions of one Alfonso Soriano, overpriced-yet-hardworking outfielder for your Chicago Cubs.  It is a particularly windy day, the sun is blasting because there is surprisingly little cloud cover, and a flock of seagulls have decided to congregate near your usual camping spot out in left field because some drunken bleacher bum has tossed his nacho helmet out of the stands.  As the insolent fan is escorted out by octagenarian ushers (who are ...
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