Cincinnati Reds Make Multiple Trades

It is now official.  The Reds are dead, Fred. We have tried to remain supportive, but unfortunately we can't do it by support alone.  We could go Pittsburgh on the squad and send them all packing.  What kind of deals could we make?  Let's see. Let's send Jay Bruce to Tampa Bay for Jason Isringhausen, because you can never have enough relief pitchers, right?  He use to be good didn't he?  I actually think he was more than Corey Patterson good at one time. Next up on the chopping block, Bronson Arroyo.  Okay Guitar Boy, get your axe and don't let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you.  You are now on your way to the Yanks for Francisco Cervelli.  He has youth on his side and we need yet another backup catcher. Aaron Harang step up please.  You sir, are not who you use to be.  The ace of the staff does not lead the league in giving up hits.  I would send you back to Oakland, but they don't want...