Found November 09, 2012 on
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There are some days that are better than others at this job. This police sketch – just released from August robbery – has made my week.
A man robbed the Old Exchange National Bank in Okawville on August 28, 2012.
The suspect is described as a white male, about 50 to 60 years old. He wore a maroon and white striped shirt, denim jeans, a shaggy gray wig, a red St. Louis Cardinals baseball cap, and a pair of sunglasses over a pair of prescription eyeglasses.
He fled the scene on foot. No vehicle description is available.
Anyone with information regarding the identity of the suspect or this crime is requested to contact the Illinois State Police at (618)542-2171.
Again, an August robbery. This isn’t a joke. Go to KFVS and watch that video. The desk jockey clearly states that this happened IN AUGUST and cops need your help.
Easily a Top 3 Cuff ‘Em story of 2012. Those are solar glasses over the prescription glasses.
Can’t stop laughing.
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