Originally posted on Razzball  |  Last updated 3/29/13
And the Tigerettes sang, "He was talked up as closer, but now he's sent down... Da Bruce Rondon gone, Da Bruce Rondon... Somebody told me he made Leyland frown... Da Bruce Rondon gone, da Bruce Rondon... Yeah, he sucked in spring... Yes, his stats would sting... But now my team's saves are boned... Da Bruce Rondon gone, Da Bruce Rondon..." As Randy Jackson would say, we got ourselves a pitchy competition, dawg! *sips from Pepsi cup, looks at Mariah for approval, fixes silver chain, sucks in gut under sweater that he's wearing with no undershirt which makes it look really itchy, laughs at some Nicki Minaj nonsense, says to Seacrest, "I don't know, we'll have to see what America thinks" and smiles* So, Bruce Rondon was sent down and now the Tigers closer job is Hollywood Week. Auditions are down to Al Al'etc, Santa K, New Mexiclosero, Al Al, Coke Is It, Coke Is So 80's Octavio Dotel Is It, Alquin Cokel, Octaquin BenCokel and Philquin Alburcoke. And that's only four guys! Hang tig...
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