Originally written on Hall of Very Good  |  Last updated 11/17/14

I'm struggling with how to start this one. So here goes...Derek Jeter bangs chicks and sends them away with signed swag as a parting gift.

There.

Done.

I said it.

According to one of his buddies, the New York Yankees captain, well...this is what the New York Post is saying:

“Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball,” the friend dished.

 

“This summer, he ended up hooking up with a girl who he had hooked up with once before, but Jeter seemed to have forgotten about the first time and gave her the same identical parting gift, a gift basket with a signed Derek Jeter baseball,” the pal said.

 

“He basically gave her the same gift twice because he’d forgotten hooking up with her the first time!”


Classic.

At least this is better than a few years ago when he just simply paid for their parking.

Seriously...an autographed ball from the newest member of the 3000 hit club can come at a pretty hefty price.

But, how would one of these ladies get it authenticated to draw top dollar if they flipped it on eBay? Sure, the story itself would be awesome, but still.

Better question...how would you respond if your lady slid an autographed Jeter ball under the tree?


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1 Comment:
  • At least he gave them something, he didn't just kick them out of bed and tell the doorman never let them near him again.
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