Do yourself a favor, Curt. Shaddap.

Hey, you hear? That vacant Massachussetts seat in the United States Senate, the most august deliberative body in the world? Curt Schilling wants to sit in it. At left, Senator Schilling. No seriously. Curt Schilling wants to be a United States Senator. Hey Curt, maybe you can be astronaut, too. And you can ride a unicorn to Valhalla. Hey, smitty, give him a break. This is America. He can do whatever he wants. Sure he can. He’s free to make a complete ass of himself. “I do have some interest in the possibility,” he said today. “That being said, to get to there, from where I am today, many, many things would have to align themselves for that to truly happen.” Among those things: 1) monkeys...