I am a Colorado Rockies fan, and we had him for a short stint before we dumped him in Arizona (sorry). He hit only like .190, and didn't do **** for us. When he started playing well for Arizona, I was like, sonofabitch. And then in the 2007 NLCS he started to get cocky and said that Arizona was the better team, even though the Rockies were up in the series 2-0 at that point. Thats when Rox fans truely started hating him... the next season whenever he came to play at COors field, he would NEVER toss balls out to the crowd. If a ball was hit down the third baseline in foul territory, he would grab it, and chuck it all the way back to the D'backs dugout, instead of simply handing it off to the 6-year old fan standing 15 feet away. Then Byrnes started sucking, like the good ole' Byrnes we saw in Colorado and in Oakland. Is it really a wonder why he is traded so often? D'backs got screwed over when they signed him to the big deal; he is hardly worth 1 million a year yet alone 10. Sorry D'back fans, I feel for ya
ERIC BYRNES SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
Posted May 10, 2009 on
giantsrepeat's Blog:
Ok, I have had it, I went to the DBacks game tonight, hoping to see them win their first game under their new manager. A move I totally disagree with but will give it an open mind for now(Kirk Gibson should have gotten the job). The DBacks actually should have gone a bit further and sent a message to the rest of the team by releasing Eric Byrnes and designating him for asssignment. This overpaid jerk can't hit his way out of a paper bag, and he had a golden opportunity to help his team win in the bottom of the ninth tonight. Instead he hit an anemic ground ball to short which resulted in a force play. I am so sick of ******* loser players getting paid way too much for what they deliver in return. The DBacks gave this creep a three year $30 million contract and he has done NOTHING for this team since then. He is more busy with his damn TV show and book deal, and since when do players have their own TV show anyway? They should bring up some hungry AAA player to play leftfield, they could do no worse then they are with Eric "What A Loser I Am" Byrnes in left. It's about time these prima donnas earn the ridiculous salaries they get paid. And it's about time teams are able to write performance clauses into these contracts so they do not have to pay for poor play in return. So what do you baseball fans think and DBacks fans in particular.
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great clubhouse guy tho haha. i hate it when people say that. fans pay to see baseball and they aren't allowed in the clubhouse so who cares? that's like saying "he's great when it doesn't matter."
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All I know is this, if I were the DBacks GM I would designate this jerk for assignment, he SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I need to add to my own post again because this jerk is just getting worse. He recently tried to steal a base and it was like a scene from Major League where the guy tries to steal and comes up about two feet short of the bag and the shortstop tags him on the top of the head. Just two games ago he made two errors in the same inning. Then in another game he had a guy challenge his arm on a single to left and went all the way around to 3rd. Last night was the best so far. A double past the third base bag, he picks it up in foul territory and proceeds to fumble the ball over a small fence awarding the base runner third base. I'll say it again, he sucks, he sucks, he sucks and oh yeah......he sucks!!!!!!!!!
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Flash bulletin, here is an update on Eric Byrnes...he still sucks and is expected to suck nto the near future as well as the long term....further news at 1o O'clock.
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He was the #1 blooper on an ESPN top ten recently. He's fielding a ball, turns to throw it in field, and it pops out of his hand and into the stands. Pure comedy.
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Yeah I know, that's the one I mentioned above. He is an idiot, and I hate that he has this TV show, he should concern himself with getting better at the game that pays him millions. I just wish they would put this kid Parra in right and send Byrnes packing. I can't stand to look at him anymore.
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Just updating my article on Byrnes, he still sucks. And this new manager is beginning to sit him more and play this hungry kid just up from the minors, Gerardo Parra, the kids hitting .317 as we speak. And Ryan Roberts is hitting .370. They need to cut their losses and just get rid of Byrnes. Why you say.............because he sucks!!
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Today they beat the Braves in an extra inning nationally televised game, no Eric Byrnes in sight. Looks like they may have figured it out finally. Hopefully they are trying to move him as we speak. I'm sure Oakland will take his sorry ass, for some reason they still love the jerk in Oakland. Maybe if he ends up in Oakland they will give him a sorry ass TV show to flap his useless gums on.
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Sorry, I have to be fair, Byrnes did have the game winning walk off slow dribbler past a drawn in infield. Had they been at normal depth it would have been just another Eric "I Suck" Byrnes ground ball to end the inning.
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I have'nt checked in on my running non-tribute to byrnes, he still sucks, only now the team sees it and has benched his sorry ass.
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Haven't checked in in awhile....don't worry he still sucks.
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Update! Update! I kind of got my wish, for awhile anyway. This idiot just had surgery on a broken hand and will be out 4 to 6 weeks. Hope they just extend that to eight weeks or so, then the season will be over and I won't need to watch his sorry ass anymore.
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It's been a long time since I did this but here go's.......ERIC BYRNES SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There... I feel better.
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Now with the season officially over the DBacks should be looking to trade this jerk if anyone will have him or just release him outright. They can get rid of their ******* of a color commentator Mark Disgrace as well.
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