PLAYERS:
Jose Altuve,
Jed Lowrie,
Brett Wallace,
Carlos Pena,
Fernando Martinez,
Justin Maxwell,
Jason Castro,
Brandon Barnes,
Matt Dominguez,
J.D. Martinez,
Jimmy Paredes,
Lucas Harrell,
Bud Norris,
Philip Humber,
Jordan Lyles,
Alex White,
Hector Ambriz,
Fernando Rodriguez,
Jonathan Singleton,
Jonathan Villar
TEAMS: Houston Astros
TEAMS: Houston Astros
Altuve gets a little pat. Photo by Li Phil.
Houston Astros – Predicted Finish: Fifth Place, AL West
The Astros will be abysmal in 2013. I’d make a string of jokes about how bad they are, but I’m above all that.
No I’m not. Here’s a joke to highlight the futility of the Houston Astros in 2013:
Did you hear that Houston’s baseball team doesn’t have a website? A: They can’t string three “Ws” together.
Not my best work, but then again, Astros players aren’t going to be your best bet in fielding a competitive fantasy baseball team. Take a look at their offensive offense.
Astros Offense:
Player Name
Pos.
Age
Hits
AB
R
HR
RBI
SB
AVG
1
Jose Altuve
2B
22
R
570
79
7
47
32
.295
2
Jed Lowrie
SS
28
S
436
61
18
51
3
.260
3
Brett Wallace
1B
26
L
536
62
20
60
0
.253
4
Carlos Pena
DH
26
L
467
66
15
61
2
.219
5
Fernando Martinez
LF
24
L
411
42
14
43
0
.240
6
Justin Maxwell
RF
29
R
470
59
17
54
14
.231
7
Jason Castro
C
25
L
411
49
9
40
0
.269
8
Brandon Barnes
CF
26
R
270
29
4
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