Found August 09, 2012 on The Fantasy Fix:
Reds' prospect Billy Hamilton stole 3 bases on Wednesday night, making it 131 on the season. If you follow TheFantasyFix on Twitter – and if you don't you're a stupid asshole – you have heard plenty about Hamilton's speed throughout this season. Strangely, as I write this at 10pm west coast, there is still no mention of Hamilton, but it's probably just because Alan passed out when he read about the three more steals and every drop of blood in his body rushed to his boner. Anyways, Hamilton is the fastest guy in baseball and since we all have speed on the brain as the Olympics plod along, I naturally started to wonder how Usain Bolt, the fastest man in the world, would fare as a specialist, pinch runner in the Majors. Couldn't the Red Sox toss Bolt a few million a season to be Dave Roberts with a nitrous tank? Then the Yankees could counter by shaving a cheetah, throwing some pinstripes on him and hiding some cat food under second base. According to this a...
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