Originally posted on World Series Dreaming  |  Last updated 12/16/12
The offseason can be a cold and dark place sometimes. The Cubs aren’t likely to bid for any FA’s of note anymore as we enter year 2 of the grand rebuilding project that TheoCo has imagined for a franchise in desperate need of it. We are also, in all likelihood looking at another year of 90+ losses. Let’s not worry about that for now. Join me as I take a step back from the hot stove and suggest animal spirit guides for the Cubs starting 9.  Once, quite some time ago, I dated a girl who was very much in touch with nature and into her spiritualism. She had a set of animal totems that guided her through different stages of her life. I’ve largely blocked this relationship from my mind for a lot of reasons (yes, her druid-like nature is one of them), but I do still recall some of the totems and their meanings. What follows is a lighthearted guide for the Cubs. I will be recommending spirit guides, but it’s all for the giggles. TheoCo. - Animal Spirit Guide: The Ant There are a few option...
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