The Cajun Hobbit is gone. In what is hardly breaking news at this point, the Cubs have dealt Mike Fontenot to the San Francisco Giants for Evan Crawford, who is rumored to be of normal height. Luckily for Mike and his stubby little legs, the Cubs were in San Fran at the time of the trade so he didn't need to walk very far to join his new team. We all know how hobbits hate to walk. This officially spells the end of the Chicago Cubs Cajun Era.Thank God.
Crawford is a center fielder (like the Cubs needed any more ******* outfielders) and is supposedly the Giants' fastest prospect. There may be more trades to come as the 2010 Toure de Sucke sputters into the final stretch.
I still hate this team.
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