For all the wrong reasons

It's safe to say Jerry Crasnick does not believe in Vernon Wells.If you haven't yet read Crasnick's inspired ESPN.com column on Toronto's beloved centre fielder, let me take you on a tour. And trust me, bring some Kleenex along for the ride. It's a tearjerker.So saith Crasnick:Since Opening Day 2007, Wells has a slugging percentage of .429 -- the same as Chris Duncan and Rickie Weeks. Among the players who are better: Melvin Mora, Kevin Kouzmanoff, Chris Snyder and Ronnie Belliard.Chris Duncan makes $825 grand a season. Rickie Weeks, $2.45 million. Kouzmanoff, you ask? $432,400. Mora I know makes some coin, but I'm not even going to bother checking on Snyder and Belliard. I don't need the aggravation. Over that same span, Wells has an on-base percentage of .317 -- the same as Jody Gerut and Brad Ausmus.Seriously, Vernon, .317? ****. And it's always fun to see the star centre fielder compared to Gerut, who's batting an impressive .199 this season, ...