Originally posted on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught  |  Last updated 1/14/13
Last week, the national gaggle of professional Gammonites - those obese and balding poets of the game, whose mission is to report each day on whom the Yankees will not obtain - did what the U.S. government could not do: Take down Roger Clemens. They ignored him for the Hall of Fame. Why?a. He used steroids.b. He lied about using steroids.c. He refuses to apologize for lying and using steroids.d. He lies about refusing to apologize for lying and using steroids.e. He refuses to apologize for lying about refusing to apologize for lying and using steroids.f. He's a former Yankee who refuses to apologize for lying about refusing... oh, hell with this... you get the picture, right? If not, Bleacher Report surely has a posting written just for you.But getting back to the guv. For five years, three prosecutors in the U.S. Department of Justice apparently had nothing better to do than pursue Roger Clemens. Theoretically, they had a slam dunk. And they whiffed. Which pretty much sums up the ...
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