Originally written on Razzball  |  Last updated 11/17/14
I went into TurboTax and entered the Marlins $100 million payroll going into last season, subtracted Jose Reyes, Hanley, Josh Johnson, Buehrle, Bonifacio, Buck, Infante, Gaby, Anibal, Heath Bell and Ozzie Guillen’s salary, then I added in Gorkys, Ruggiano, Giancarlo, Wade LeBlanc, Eovaldi, Jacob Turner, Adeiny Hechavarria and Yunel’s salary and it says the Marlins can get an EBT card for their cash assistance benefits. If the Marlins organization were on Teen Mom, people would be rallying to take away their kids. In fact, I’ll start now — someone take Giancarlo into a loving home! His organization spends money like MC Hammer in the 1990′s.  Jeffrey Loria, “Hey, here’s $100 million dollars for a shortstop…” *three months later* “Hey, anyone want our whole team for a carton of milk; we’re flat broke. Seriously, we got no money. I tried to sell that unicorn vomit sculpture in centerfield on eBay and no one met my five dollar minimum bid. Maybe it’s because I have bad reviews under my se
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