Originally posted on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught  |  Last updated 12/6/12
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Yesterday, the terrible words crashed upon us like the news of Pearl Harbor: KEPPINGER HAS SIGNED ELSEWHERE!!! My first thought was, omg, we were trying to sign the umpire? But no, it was Keppinger! KEPPINGER! And he hath scorned us! A utility infielder! A few botched grounders removed from Jason Nix!  Gone! And Chavez, too! Along with the outfielder, Schiensomethingorther - whose name I now never have to spell.Gone. The free agent nobody swamp is nearly drained, and we never even dabbled our big toe. Which means the Stein-189 campaign continues. We are marching to Pretoria. And now, stand back, everybody, as we place our faith in a concept that terrifies both physicists and magicians: Yes, it's the return of the Brian Cashman trade. God help us. Let's hope the Mayans were right. I'm rooting for a giant winged snake to attack NYC. Placing faith in a Cashman deal is like betting that Taylor Swift's next relationship will last forever.We've talked about Cash's deals. How opposing GMs ...
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