Originally written on Sons of Steve Garvey  |  Last updated 1/11/12
Well, the commissioner has heard your cries for mercy. To simplify things, I'm eliminating Rule #3. If you complete 5 consecutive unblocked passes, that's a goal, no shot required. String together as many sets of 5 as you can. To get possession, you'll need a successful block. Your rules, in layman's terms, are as follows. Pass to your teammates. Block the opposing team's passes. Get rid of the ball within a minute. The legalese rules in the original post have been updated accordingly, for those interested in such things. As a bonus, this makes things much easier for the commissioner, so we've got that going for us. The Teams Jersey BourdélotsGuernsey Ormers Alderney Sots NeeebsJason Loney Fan SpankHideo Nomo Franklin Stubbs Steve Sax KarinaSteve K Dusty Baker MLASCPaulMeanieBreanieOrelRbnlawMr. F Fred's Brim Fernie V Each team will play each other twice. Wins count for 3 points, Draws count for 1 point, Losses count for nothing. The teams with the most points after all games a...
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