Originally written on Padres Public  |  Last updated 11/14/14
In an effort to stay close to our roots, the staff at Padres Public, will offer-up a haiku each Monday to describe the previous week in Padres Baseball. Restricting our feelings to 3 lines and 17 syllables to describe a week of play is a massive undertaking, but (un) fortunately, we are more than up to the task. The Padres went 5 and 2 this week and things seem to be finally clicking with Chase Headley and Carlos Quentin at the plate. Tyson Ross was the star on the mound. The trade deadline is Wednesday. WHAT WILL HAPPEN!?!? HAIKU!! Vocal Minority (David) Tyson Ross Cy Young Luke Gregerson go bye bye Might have jumped the gun The Sacrifice Bunt (Melvin) Why’s Street off the block? I prefer wins to “statements” Look at Hoyer go! Vocal Minority (Nate) One nothing Padres One zip US Gold Cup win Pretty good Sunday The Ghost of Ray Kroc Where’s Quentin going? It is called a no-trade clause. How about nowhere? Son of a Duck Bar showed us pregame Got me fired up for baseball Then switched...
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