Originally posted on Padres Public  |  Last updated 8/27/13
In an effort to stay close to our roots, the staff at Padres Public, will offer-up a haiku each Monday (sorry – I’m late) to describe the previous week in Padres Baseball. Restricting our feelings to 3 lines and 17 syllables to describe a week of play is a massive undertaking, but (un) fortunately, we are more than up to the task. The Padres won a series against the Cubs in laughable fashion (15 innings) and had a decent* week by their standards. Will Venable continued his hot streak and Edinson Volquez received his walking papers after failing to get out of the first inning in his last start. * used very liberally. Let’s explore the highs and lows using haiku. Avenging Jack Murphy Between Williamsport And 15 Petco innings I died a little Vocal Minority (Nate) Series win against Chicago? Ah, memories! 1984 The Sacrifice Bunt (Melvin) Out of playoff reach I don’t know what to root for But bring back the brown Ghost of Ray Kroc Edinson Volquez. 6 runs in two-thirds Friday. Camel’s ba...
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