Hop Aboard The Mustache

Rumor has it that the people running the All-Star Fanfest are big fans of the 'stache. So much so that they've added a special attraction to the Fanfest. And friends, it's going to be the huge. I'm predicting this will be the most popular attraction there with people lining up to go again and again and again. Drum roll please......baraddadaddadaddadaddadadda......it's...... The Jason Giambi Mustache Ride. It's basically a big hairy teeter-totter. People will be getting on and getting off all day. All aboard!! Get out and vote people! We've still got time!! I have the feeling that even if the Big G doesn't win the final vote, which I don't think he will, he'll still end up on the team as Francona's chosen replacement for David Ortiz. No way this doesn't happen. The Big G in all his mustachioed glory deserves to be an all-star. And yes folks, it's just a joke.