Originally posted on It's Always Sunny in Detroit  |  Last updated 3/13/13
This is just Manny being Roethlispervert. Someone just told her that Papelbon actually likes girls…”uhhhhh, I don’t think so”. This is me placing my order for left field line Phillies tickets…and the right field line just in case. HUH HUH, Hootuhs Next stop, Fenway Pahhhk. I can only imagine what the job description reads for the Ball Girl position: “Must be hot and nimble.  No experience required.  Glove, jersey and short shorts provided.  Grenades and land mines need not apply.”  …And the hiring coordinator may have a cooler job than Chase Utley… You have a great arm, sweetie…now close your mouth and look pretty. Yes, the Hiring Coordinator definitely has a much cooler job than Chase Utley. Other IASID hotties: Something tells me that EA would make a nice ball girl Kristin Cavallari throws out the first pitch at the Dodger game Bronson Arroyo and his endless ladies Hottest Celebrity Little League Moms
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