Found July 28, 2013 on It's Always Sunny in Detroit:
mlb.com Somebody at Safeco Field ran a rather mysterious promotion during the the seventh inning of Sunday’s Twins-Mariners game.  The Twins television broadcasters could not have been more confused (join the club) as to why the stadium looked like a hot gentlemen’s club. I have never been to Seattle, but if this is indicative of all of the rain they get, I might have to make a trip out west.  If your local ballet starts losing girls, you know where they’re headed. [MLB.com]
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