Jack's First Cubs Game

Ok, so the season is for all practical purposes over, and I've got the mother of all rants brewing.  But I'm going to skip all that for now, and talk about my son's first Cubs game. Talk about a breath of fresh air.  Jack is a crazy Cubs fan, and he legitimately likes every player on the team.  Even Milton Bradley.  His favorite player is Soriano.  And Derrek Lee.  And Big Z.  And Fukudome.  And Sam Fuld.  And....  He knows every player, their number, and their position.  If someone's playing in a different position or not in the lineup, he immediately recognizes the oddity (such as the DH during interleague play a few months ago).  He puts on his glove and pitches when the Cubs pitch.  He swings a bat when the Cubs bat.  They can do no wrong in his eyes.  So anyways, I had 2 tickets to Friday's game against the Mets, and I figured it was the perfect opportunity to pull him out of ...