Jim Edmonds Loves Bewbs

For those of you who are unaware, ol? Jimmy Ballgame still runs a restaurant in St. Louis, called ?F15teen.? Apparently, it?s some sort of steakhouse and he employs a local chef of some renown. And Jimmy?s eating establishment also boast a club, appropriately named ?Club 15? (these guys are the most humble people alive), a club which this weekend will host: So the moral of the story is: wear guyliner, be an enormous, hot-rodding douchebag, hit one of the most memorable HR in Cubs history (mainly because of Kasper?s Brickhouse tribute call), and you can host a pole-dancing competition. Because you gotta have goals. (h/t to Deadspin, via RiverFrontTimes)