John Kerry's Workers Are Gluttons For Losing

Wade has decided to throw his name in the hat to become the next President of Red Sox Nation. While everything I've read suggests he is quite the baseball fan and might be capable of filling this prestigious role, I'm going to go out on a huge limb here and suggest that Boston fans will forever associate anyone who worked for John Kerry as not being worthy of being a Red Sox fan, let alone the President of Red Sox Nation, for the sheer fact that Kerry once uttered the fictitious name 'Manny Ortiz'.