Originally written on Sportress of Blogitude  |  Last updated 11/18/14
The world of social media was made for people like Jose Canseco. People who lack the ability to self-censor and have just the right amount of crazy paired with a faulty sense of self-assurance and wit to be completely engrossing and hilarious at the same time. Thankfully, Jose Canseco loves to tweet his frequently nonsensical ramblings with relative frequency, so we are afforded free passage on a trip inside his mind. But be forewarned: you better bring a poncho. In order to double down on “Seinfeld” references in rapid succession, according to a series of tweets from Canseco on Tuesday, like Kramer, the former Bash Brother apparently always has dreamed of becoming a fragrance millionaire. And those dreams may be close to becoming reality if Canseco is to be believed, as he has announced that he has “developed a manfume.” Buckle up, kiddos. Since there isn’t any better method in capturing Canseco’s crazy than allowing his words to articulate it, below is the sequence of tweets announcing his upcoming “manfume”: I have developed a manfume — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 9, 2013 It is called CANSECO with 4 secrect ingredients — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 9, 2013 The first secret ingridient is dragons blood. not kidding — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 9, 2013 The other three are odors of our youth and should tranfer my powers — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 9, 2013 Limited bottling availabe in fine stores and others on May 1.secret tip – get my agent if you want to reserve a case joemelendez@msn.com — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 9, 2013 I was also thinking of calling it HUG 4U and my boston friend Deep Throat @deeepthroat says it should be MANSECO. what do you guys think? — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 9, 2013 MANSECO? Sure, why not? But I don’t know about having the name in all caps. And HUG 4U? What in the heck is that all about? Stick with CANSECO, though, Canseco. And dragon’s blood? Where did he get some of that from? Danerys Targaryen? Finally, I’m tempted to shoot his agent an email just to ask him: Hey Joe, what’s it like trying to capture insanity in a bottle? Jose Canseco: Truly a gift that keeps on giving. [H/T BuzzFeed] TweetThe post Jose Canseco tweets he’s ‘developed a manfume,’ it probably smells like crazy appeared first on Sportress of Blogitude.
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