Found January 02, 2013 on NESN.com:

Via NESN:

Anyone who has ever made New Year’s resolutions will likely tell you that it’s easier said than done to keep those resolutions. Old habits creep back in, and at the end of the year, we find ourselves in the same position we were on Jan. 1 — fat, lazy and depressed.

Then there’s Jose Canseco. Baseball’s biggest tattler has some pretty ambitious goals for 2013, and he shared them on Twitter on Wednesday night. The former slugger kicked things off by saying that he was going to unleash his 10 resolutions. Naturally, Canseco repeated No. 5 twice, so it was actually a list of 11 resolutions. So that’s extra ambition, actually.

He wants to do it all in ’13, too. Whether it’s taking on Shaquille O’Neal in a cage match, developing an anti-aging drink or having dinner with Bud Selig, it’s going to be a busy year for Canseco. Oh, and the fact that he sees himself as an A-list celebrity is nothing short of hilarious.

Anyway, check out all of Canseco’s resolutions below.

4 Comments:
  • Is this for real? They actually wasted time, resources, and cyberspace on stupid stuff about a self proclaimed "superstar" washed up has been?
  • Who really cares ?? If you writers would ignore him, he'd go away (hopefully).
  • He's an easy target, guys. Relax. He's not hurting anyone.
THE BACKYARD
BEST OF MAXIM
RELATED ARTICLES
HEAL THE WORLD

Jose Canseco has funny New Year's resolutions

Jose Canseco has a list of New Year's Resolutions that are about exactly what you would expect from him. See his funny list.

Jose Canseco has some interesting New Year’s resolutions

Personally, don’t see a need for New Year’s resolutions. Not because I can’t keep them, but because I don’t think the calender flipping to a new year is a big deal. With that said, other’s take it very seriously. It appears that former MLBer Jose Canseco is big on making them. Jose listed a bunch of resolutions on Twitter. Some were of the common variety, while the others...

Jose Canseco’s New Year’s Resolutions, Cheerleaders Of The BCS & USC Song Girl Must-See GIF

• Cheerleaders of the BCS: Oregon wins • MUST-SEE: USC Song Girls GIF #8 • 76ers BEGGING fans to come to games • Jose Canseco’s New Year’s resolutions • Ok. City weather guy loses his f-ing mind! • Um: Jessica Alba on all fours! • Lacey Banghard. Chest. Photos. • Brazilian Supermodel of the Day: Ana   NBA GIF of the Day: Now that’s an impressively designed...
Tigers News
Delivered to your inbox
You'll also receive Yardbarker's daily Top 10, featuring the best sports stories from around the web. Customize your newsletter to get articles on your favorite sports and teams. And the best part? It's free!

Today's Best Stuff
For Bloggers

Join the Yardbarker Network for more promotion, traffic, and money.

Company Info
Help
What is Yardbarker?

Yardbarker is the largest network of sports blogs and pro athlete blogs on the web. This site is the hub of the Yardbarker Network, where our editors and algorithms curate the best sports content from our network and beyond.