Incriminating photos of recovering drug addict and 2008 Home Run Derby
With his shirt off, of course.
Kind of a crazy situation for a bible-thumping family man to find himself in, if you ask me. In fact, if that were my non-existent husband, I'd like him square in the nuts, demand half of his assets, then proceed to find a hot, tattooed big leaguer to take body shots off of me.
In the near future, the Rangers plan to address these photos, complete with an MLBNetwork broadcast -- which debuted in January of 2009 -- in the background. Tsk, tsk.
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