Julian Tavarez gets dumped by his 600-pound J-Lo.

  (AP Photo. Julian Tavarez: Looking for love in all the wrong places.) "They made the right decision. I just wish I would have done a better job - that we would have done a better job. I'm a professional. I just didn't do my job." (Julian Tavarez, via Washington Times, 7/20/2009) Strap on your beer goggles: Julian Tavarez, DFA. And so, as we close the book on the Julian Tavarez Era in Washington, let's take a moment to revisit the greatest quote in the brief history of the Washington Nationals, issued by JT after signing with the team at the end of March: "Why did I sign with the Nationals?" Tavarez said then. "When you go to a club until 4 a.m. and [are] just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J-Lo. And to me, this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's four in the morning. Too much to drink. All the girls look hot. So the Nationals are Jennifer Lopez to me."&#...