Originally posted on The Sports Bank  |  Last updated 3/25/13
The Kansas City Royals have been last, or close to last, in the AL Central for as long as most MLB fans can remember. However, they are overwhelmingly first in mascot debauchery. Someone tweeted with picture (again Not Safe For Work) of Sluggerrr, the Kansas City Royals mascot getting his naked lap dance on. You’ll have more respect for the Kansas City Royals when you see this. Because you probably have very little respect for the Kansas City Royals right now.   Royals 2013 slogan: “come to play” slugger the mascot sure is! @theprogramkc @darrenrovell @deadspin twitter.com/johnnyo57/stat… — John OConnor (@johnnyo57) March 21, 2013   Deadspin published an update on this picture. A twitter user has chimed in saying the picture was from a friend’s bachelor party (though he was not at the party) in 2005 and the guy in the costume is no longer Sluggerrr. My first question is “what’s with the spelling?” The next one is, how will this picture make the Kansas City Royals better this season? Because I have a feeling it will. The Kansas City Royals can’t finish in sixth place, right? And how did this lap dance measure up to the infamous Cowboys Stadium front row lap dance caught on video? More importantly why did this person tweet this pic to corporation-disguised-as-a-human-being and overall scourge of humanity Darren Rovell? So that Darren Rovell could tweet out one of his inane headline contests? Or his insipid polls that he always conducts on Twitter? We all know much Rovell’s corporate masters are about family values so they never would have plugged this anyway. Paul M. Banks is the owner of The Sports Bank.net, an author and regular contributor to MSN, Fox Sports , Chicago Now, Walter Football.com and Yardbarker. Banks has appeared on Comcast SportsNet and the History Channel, as well as Clear Channel, ESPN and CBS radio all over the world. President Barack Obama follows him on Twitter (@PaulMBanks)   The post Kansas City Royals mascot gets a lap dance (NSFW photo) appeared first on The Sports Bank.Net.
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