Originally posted on Monkey with a Halo  |  Last updated 4/27/12
Behold. The panic button. Looks good doesn't it? Maybe you're getting estimates to install one in your house. Maybe you're looking at installing a second one in your bedroom for those lazy days. I get it, you're probably mentally measuring the distance right now. Maybe if you take a flying leap, you won't have to waste time standing and getting your bearings. It IS awfully tempting, all red and shiny and just begging to be pressed. Maybe make yourself a little countdown. Yeah, that's it. You'll count down your own personal Angels panic launch.10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...WAITWAITWAIT!Hold up for a minute. Doomsday can wait. The Halos aren't in so dire a straights that you need to make a mad dash for the panic button just yet. As the Radio once said the the Brave Little Toaster: "Things could be worse."For example, what if we all get our wish and one of the Angels goes on a hot streak? What if, say, Peter Bourjos hits his stride? People were making up mental trades for him in the
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