Originally posted on Razzball  |  Last updated 12/14/12
I'm not sure what the L stands for, but Josh Hamilton obviously felt LAA was a good fit for him. What I'd like to know is how is California a bankrupt state? The Dodgers and Angels' salaries combined are equal to the GDP of every country, except China and Switzerland. Mozambique couldn't afford just Pujols and Hamilton. Forget Greinke, Hanley, Vernon Wells, Matt Kemp and Carl Crawford. Alone, Arte Moreno could sell the Angels and buy Africa. Africa Moreno, that's what they would call it. Burundi would become Aybarundi, Djibouti would become Dbootyhole and Chad would stay the same name, because that's a badass name for a country, but Arte would put a country-wide golf course there, because anything named Chad and golf go hand-in-hand. The Angels now have Trout, Aybar, Pujols and Hamilton at the top of their lineup. October 1st called and said Aybar just scored his 197th run. Batting fifth, Kendrys could hit .220 and drive in 100 RBIs. Howie Kendrick... Well, he'll still disappoint, but this is slightly bizzonkers to have three of the top hitters in baseball all in the same lineup. Trout, Hamilton and Pujols alone hit 103 homers last year. The Astros whole team only hit 146. Specifically about Hamilton, I could throw a lot numbers at you about about how his June through September were well short of his April/May. How his BABIP in April/May buoyed his season average. How not quoting these exact numbers but saying how I could quote them is a lot easier. Honestly, none of these numbers matter. I'd take six months straight of 5 homers/month and a .280 average. I don't need a .380 average month with 12 homers. The bigger issue for me is you have no idea what you're going to get from Hamilton year-to-year. One year, he hits 10 homers; one year, he misses 30 games; one year, he misses 55 games. Last year, his K-rate wasn't good and his homer/fly ball rate was obscene. His swinging strike rate was the worst in the majors. This wasn't just bad for this year. He had the worst rate since 2002. Mark Reynolds set a strikeout record one year and had a better swinging strike rate. Oh, and he's 32 years old as of May 21st. He could be in for a huge year, but he'll probably be drafted before I'm willing to look at him. For 2013, I'll give him the line of 92/29/109/.277/7. You think adding a top hitter to an already stacked lineup will make it exponentially better, but for fantasy it just spreads out the wealth, as the Angels and Dodgers should do. Anyway, here's some more offseason moves for 2013 fantasy baseball:The post LA Sick Of Just Angels In The Outfield appeared first on Fantasy Baseball Blog at Razzball.com.
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