Found January 27, 2012 on Unathletic:

Logan Morrison may be pretty good at baseball, but he certainly sucks at life. This guy is becoming the biggest cheesedick in professional sports, and people don’t even know him that well. He’s going Kris Humphries on us. “LoMowing”? Dude you suck. Talk about a healthy helping of piss porridge.


Video: Forget Tebowing, how about LoMo-ing?

In case you were tired of planking and Tebowing...Miami Marlins outfielder Logan Morrison has got the latest meme for you.LoMo-ing.I could go on and on could just watch Morrison's video below. It's up to you, really.

Miami Marlins: Mark and Jamie Buehrle going to bat for pit bulls

New Marlins left-hander Mark Buehrle could have just quietly settled his family in Broward County and washed his hands of it. Yet Buehrle and his wife, Jamie, felt strongly enough about Miami-Dade County’s pit bull ban to do something about it for their rescued dog, Slater, and other owners of the breed. The Buehrles have launched a campaign on to gather signatures in...

Heath Bell's Backyard is Nicer Than Your House

Continuing on our tour of "Athlete's Homes are Far Far Far Nicer Than Yours" the Slanch Report's latest stop brings us to the home of Heath Bell. The former Padre and newly signed Miami Marlins closer recently filmed a commercial for the company that designed his backyard and it's pretty great.First you get Bell's awkward on-camera presence where he clearly...

Marlins Really Are Constructing Crazy Home Run Display At Ballpark

Thanks to the guys at Baseball Nation for tipping us off to the webcam at the new Marlins Ballpark that is showing the construction of that super gay, super crazy home run feature the team promised fans. Yes, that thing will go off after a Marlins dong. Seriously. Fish will fly and lights will blink. NY might have its stupid apple. Milwaukee might have that mascot sliding into a...

Edwin Rodriguez vs. Don George Official for March 17th at MSG, Martinez-Macklin Undercard

As reported last week, DiBella Entertainment's top-rated middleweight contender Andy Lee has been taken off the upcoming St. Patrick's Day card at Madison Square Garden on March 17th.  While it is unfortunate the Irish-native Lee has been taken off the card, DiBella assures fans to not be too disappointed, as he has replaced the Lee slot with an absolute barn burner...

The Dugout: It Came To Me In A Dream

One of The Dugout’s favorite recurring characters over the last seven years (holy crap) has been art dealer and owner of the Florida Miami Marlins Jeffrey Loria. He’s created championship teams on minimum wage, he looks like the lovechild of John Lithgow and The Great Pumpkin and he wears sunglasses with colored lenses because that’s the kind of thing cool millionaires do...

Giants reportedly agree to terms with righty reliever Clay Hensley

The Giants have reached an agreement on a one-year major league deal with relief pitcher Clay Hensley, a baseball source has told ESPN.

Giants reportedly sign Hensley to one-year deal

The Giants and relief pitcher Clay Hensley have agreed to a one-year contact, according to's Jerry Crasnick.

Buehrles seek to lift pit bull ban in Florida county

Former Chicago White Sox pitcher Mark Buehrle and his wife Jamie haven't wasted any time carrying their passion for pets to South Florida - their new summer home.

Bay Area buddies find success with baseball agency

The world was caving in on Scott Cousins, the man who ended the 2011 season for catcher Buster Posey. Cousins played at USF and spends offseasons in San Francisco. He's a nice guy and respected by Marlins teammates as a...
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