Originally written on Crown Crazed  |  Last updated 10/23/14
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This just in.....Luke Hochevar sucks.  This also just in.......the Kansas City Royals are a bunched of god-damned idiots.  I could just stop there and you would nod silently and go about your day. Instead, let us delve into the latest chapter of whichever of those first two statement you think should be the title of the book.  This chapter reminds you of that hot girl you dated in high school for awhile even though you didn't really like anything else about her.  She was awful but she was hot and so you tolerated the rest of her because HOT GIRLFRIEND (or SEX WITH HOT GIRLFRIEND-adjust accordingly depending on your age at the time).  But in reality she's mostly insufferable (or just crazy) and you're an idiot for staying with her for those few moments that you can simply appreciate hotness and forget about everything else. Earlier this season, I washed my hands of Hochevar and I expected that the Royals would do the same before 2012 ended.  Royals fans who are stil...
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