Mea Culpa

It has come to my attention that my comments about the impromptu announcement of Mark Hendrickson's new contract were construed as (a) a shot at York, PA, or (b) a shot at Hanover, PA. Nothing could be further from the truth, but I want to apologize to the Hanoverians for misrepresenting the location of the Rotary Club Sports Night that was the site of Hendrickson's revelation and I want to apologize to the Yorkies on general principles. I like those Pepperment Patties as much as anybody. To the reader who chided me that -- based on my appearance -- I probably had never used one of your famous York barbells, that would have been a cheap shot if it wasn't true. Really, I didn't mean to insult York or Hanover by saying sarcastically that I should have spent my night off in those fine towns. I didn't mean to diss the Rotary Club either. I was basically trying to make the point that it is impossible to attend every local event every night, though I have shown u...