Found January 27, 2013 on
The Sports Bank:
New Chicago Cubs outfielder Dave Sappelt, you are know Dave Chappelle. Your attempts at humor are about as effective as Alfonso Soriano’s fielding. Your rendition/attempt at Sinbad’s “women be shopping!” bit fell painfully flat. And you made remarks that would you an A+ at the Joe Cowley school of gender relations. You knew never took a class in women’s studies in college did you?
In case you haven’t heard, there’s ice and freezing rain on Midwestern roads tonight. And that means driving might be a bit more treacherous for all. Or if you listen to Sappelt, the road conditions are even more hazardous if you have a vagina. Sappelt tweeted:
“@SappySappelt6 Women driving me scares the dog **** out of me???????????????????? ”
I think Danica Patrick may take issue with this since deleted tweet. Wait there’s more, Sappelt later tweeted:
“When women get to shopping theres no stopping them looks like its time to pull the #FIREALARM????????????????????????????????????????????????”
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Chicago Cubs outfielder Alfonso Soriano remains on the trade
block, according to Nick Cafardo of the Boston Globe, and right-hander Matt
Garza could join him once he regains his health, reports Jim Bowden of ESPN.
Focus on Garza is get him healthy and in our rotation.that could change because not signed past this year and we need to collect talent #SXM
— JIM BOWDEN (@JimBowdenESPNxm...
Social media is great; it has definitely changed the world. It is a great tool to connect with others, promote your business or stay up to date with your favorite athletes, but it can also get you in trouble. That’s what happened last night, on Twitter, with Cubs OF Dave Sappelt. In case you don’t have a Twitter account, or were out in the icy mess that occurred in Chicago trying...
So the Cubs are going to sign Scott Hairston, but since the deal isn't official we don't really have comments from TheJedi on his exact purpose. Chances are though, he'll platoon with DeJesus and Schierholtz and be the thunder off the bench late in games. And if they happen to trade Alfonso Soriano at some point, he might just be the starting left fielder. The 33-year...
Pitcher Carlos Villanueva and the Chicago Cubs have completed a $10 million, two-year contract.
Villanueva will earn $5 million annually as part of Saturday's deal. The sides had agreed to the contract in mid-December, pending a successful physical.
The 29-year-old right-hander spent the past two seasons with Toronto and went 7-7 with a 4.16 ERA last year in 16 starts and 22...
Matt Garza missed most of the second half of the season with a stress reaction in his elbow. He was shut down as a precaution which also shut down his trade possibilities. It seems pretty clear that Garza will be traded at some point this season, but for now the Chicago Cubs are looking to make sure he is healthy and get him back on a mound.
According to Jim Bowden of Sirius...
Chicago. The longest current run in the history of baseball without a World Series pay-dirt. Enter Theo Epstein as President of baseball operations, Jed Hoyer as GM and the VP of player development...
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The Chicago Cubs and right-handed pitcher Carlos Villanueva agreed to terms on a two-year $10 million contract.
To make room for Villanueva, right-handed pitcher Lendy Castillo was designated for assignment.
Villanueva, 29, joins the Cubs after pitching the last seven seasons with the Brewers (2006-10) and Blue Jays (2011-12). Villanueva has 56 starts and 245 relief appearances during...
Yes! The news is finally official! After the longest physical in the history of western civilization the Cubs have signed Carlos Villanueva! So who is this mysterious pitcher from another country (Canada)?
A Carlos Raúl Villanueva no le gustaban los obesos.
— Alexander (@AlexMateran12) January 28, 2013
Huh. Actually I don’t think that’s the right guy.
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