John Maine said no when the Red Sox asked him if he wanted to pitch for them. But having the inside info on Maine helped them, as he is a habitual liar, so he signed the minor league contract. Hell the only reason the Red Sox got this far with him was that they gave him steak when he said he liked chicken.Hey, you gotta do your homework with these players.But if Maine tries that habitual liar junk with Bobby Valentine, V will take all his dirty laundry to the press. If John thought Dan Warthen was bad, Bobby V will make Maine the lead topic on The Insider. Either that or Bobby will just put Maine in the cage and give him the Kali Ma treatment before throwing him in the molten lava.
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