Opening Game 'Drunkblog'

Happy Opening Day, one and all. Hot dogs are on the grill, and a 12-pack of unnamed domestic light beer has been opened. We're bringing you the Cubs vs. Braves, live, nude, and inconclusive. Unfortunately, I'm relegated to the ESPN broadcast, as I'm not in the Chicagoland area. That means I still have to sit through the ninth inning of the Cardinals/Reds tilt, though I'll bring up the MLB.com feed in the meantime...3:00 - I've kindly decided to stamp my posts with CST, though I'm not in that timezone.3:01 - Seriously though, the ESPN play by play announcer better not be Dick Stockton. You'll of course remember him calling both of the failed Divisional Series' in 2007 and 2008.3:05 - Still have a good five minutes before first pitch, but this damn Cards/Reds game has ground to a halt.