Found March 14, 2013 on Online Sports Guys:
PLAYERS: Pete Rose
TEAMS: Cincinnati Reds
((ht: Harballtalk.nbcsports.com)) Haha! This one is bound to further endear me to my friends in Cincinnati. One of our favorite baseball sites, Hardball Talk, found a TV commercial for a Cincinnati Furniture store that featured acting only slightly more wooden then the actual furniture. They feature Cincinnati Reds legend Pete Rose and his wife trying to act interested in buying products from Muenchen's (Yes, Munchin's) furniture. Notice the deep emotion, feel the genuine love, the desire for new, exciting furniture. If this doesn't scream Emmy, we don't know what does...
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