Originally written on More Hardball  |  Last updated 2/11/12
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Let's be honest, the Baltimore Orioles suck. That's not rude, it's truthful. The Yankees are the toast of the AL East, while the Rays, Red Sox, and Blue Jays aren't too far behind. Far behind are the O's though, very far behind. Well, I believe I found a way for them to contend this season. No, not signing Roy Oswalt, who is still a free agent. Nope, use this baseball grenade and their pitchers will throw shutouts every game, while their offense can attempt to put a couple runs across the plate for the victory. Of course if one of the pitchers gets a little wild, we might have a casualty on our hands instead of just a blown up bat.
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